I am not talking about a sneakypeek of boob or a cheeky flash of undies. I am talking about my dysfunctional wardrobe producing nothing for me to wear. Nothing that is up to the minute, flattering and fits like it was made for me that is. It is full of misfits, bad choices and items that have clearly shrunk (they did fit this time last year!) I am off to a party and I have NOTHING to wear! You know the feeling right?